Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 25, 2022

One time I was actually 16 minutes old.

She’s accepting new patience from YOU…

she has none to give.

If you do show on time there is a 45 minute wait.

GROAN

What about being tested for COVID?

Often wondered if i should bill them for MY time spent waiting beyond appt time in the wait-room.

And yet when you show on time you wait for an hour and a half to see the Doctor. I guess that why they call use patients.

“Excepting”, not “accepting”.

That’s rich.

When somebody thanks me for my patience, I point out that I work in healthcare. We’d be nothing without patients.

Makes a MAJOR difference who is kept waiting. Readers Digest(I believe) told of a lawyer, who, kept waiting at his dentists office, sued for lost time, won the case, lost his dentist!

“The doctor won’t see you now, because you’re only fifteen minutes late.”