Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 05, 2022

While, everything has an end.

When new, the roll is too fat for the holder. The edges get all shredded until it’s about 1/4 down.

And yet you could have stopped watching at any point

Is that the END of the new roll of toilet paper or is it the BEGINNING?

… and in the end, it’s “covered” with …

The toilet paper is much more absorbing.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

And the gunman who forced you to watch it?

Other metaphors involving toilet paper would also work…

And I just a heard a comment like that regarding the Power of the Dog movie.

Not just the end, the sheet separations too…

you need a bigger hole:)