Pirates gotta be prepared. If you think there’s gonna be ice on the ship’s decks when you go raiding, then put on ice skates. There’s nothing like being able to do double spins and triple sow cows while in a sword fight.
We had an ice storm about a week ago. I went to several stores of all kinds trying to buy rock salt. They all pretty much laughed at me – they said they sold out of rock salt weeks ago, and wouldn’t be getting any more in.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt of course!
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
Pirates gotta be prepared. If you think there’s gonna be ice on the ship’s decks when you go raiding, then put on ice skates. There’s nothing like being able to do double spins and triple sow cows while in a sword fight.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
A polite group of marauding pirates would’ve phoned ahead to let them know that guest were coming.
Stocky One almost 3 years ago
judirapelje almost 3 years ago
At least put up a slippery when wet sign!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good morning Crew.
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
We had an ice storm about a week ago. I went to several stores of all kinds trying to buy rock salt. They all pretty much laughed at me – they said they sold out of rock salt weeks ago, and wouldn’t be getting any more in.
hfelder7219 almost 3 years ago
It’s been mentioned before, they have a ship that can sail anywhere- why don’t they head to the South Seas for the winter?
bull_moose_1912 almost 3 years ago
What would OSHA say about icy conditions underfoot during hand-to-hand combat?
donwestonmysteries almost 3 years ago
Yeah you could fall on your sword.
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s tactical ice. You notice you’re the only one slipping on it?
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You don’t want to slip with a sword in your hand.
Good evening, Crew!
Seed_drill almost 3 years ago
It was 83 degrees here in North Carolina today. A little worrisome, given that it’s still technically “winter”.
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
Yup—nobody wants a slip-and-fall lawsuit while sword fighting. Sounds like trouble to me.
’Evening, Crew.