I’m 77, and spend a half hour every other day bouncing on a mini trampoline with a 10 lb weight in each hand, swinging them in every direction I can. There are great workout videos on Youtube. I am improving- I’m more limber, and when I started 3 weeks ago I was using 3 lb weights.
Sound effects and throwing my back out. I’ve thrown my back out turning to the side, squatting to get something off the floor, reaching for something, getting out of bed, getting up off the couch, breathing…
whine and complaining? Proverbs 16:31: Gray hair is a crown of glory. Thank God you can still feel the pain. Graveyards full of stiff people folks. Get a moving – and shut the trap.
stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m old and I don’t make sound effects.
ChristineFoxdale over 2 years ago
My body creaks, crackles, pops and snaps — I’m not old – I’m crispy.
nicka93 over 2 years ago
It’s not the sound effects that bother me, it’s the pain that goes along with it.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m middle-aged, and I don’t remember that.
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
My granny got up and made a sound that made the dog run out of the room!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m 77, and spend a half hour every other day bouncing on a mini trampoline with a 10 lb weight in each hand, swinging them in every direction I can. There are great workout videos on Youtube. I am improving- I’m more limber, and when I started 3 weeks ago I was using 3 lb weights.
A Common 'tator over 2 years ago
I’m having trouble remembering why I wanted to get up in the first place…
TSRaman over 2 years ago
In my case, the sounds come also from my mouth — groans and grunts.
1953Baby over 2 years ago
If my joints would just learn to play a recognizable symphony, I’d be happy.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
Sound effects and throwing my back out. I’ve thrown my back out turning to the side, squatting to get something off the floor, reaching for something, getting out of bed, getting up off the couch, breathing…
rAtkinson over 2 years ago
I hate it when I get up, don’t remember why I got up, wander the whole house, go sit down again, and THEN remember, I hafta go cr*p!
CorkLock over 2 years ago
whine and complaining? Proverbs 16:31: Gray hair is a crown of glory. Thank God you can still feel the pain. Graveyards full of stiff people folks. Get a moving – and shut the trap.
ncdrifter over 2 years ago
I call it “flatulence”.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
I can remember when I was able to get up.
rbullfogg over 2 years ago
That’s funny! No it’s true!
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Reminds me of Gabe Kaplan on Welcome Back, Kotter, after getting out of bed with a groan one morning: “Oh, no, that’s my father’s noise!”
tinstar over 2 years ago
I make sounds sitting down, as well as standing up.
bakana over 2 years ago
Well, I can remember when the Sound Effects were just a Joke.
LrdSlvrhnd over 2 years ago
I can get up without making sound effects, I just like them so I choose not to!