Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 04, 2022

i’d buy it and use it on bucky, a “undesirable”

It’s a shame. Satch would probably have been his only customer.

It works! Great demonstration in the final panel.

“Just one question. Will it sting the naughty bits?”

I think that I would pay Bucky with a trip to the closet.

“And there’s more”!

I’ve often why Bucky isn’t promoting ferret repellent instead. Despite Bucky’s repeatedly expressed disdain for monkeys, I don’t believe we’ve ever seen one in the strip.

It’s a specialized product. The mass market stuff is left to big box sores.

Next .. Bucky finds a supply of unopened Sham-wows and tries to pass them off as hair pieces.

Come on Pinkish buy a can so Bucky can buy his Tuna .

Ok, that’s it, a month in the closet.

Make up a dire-sounding problem that doesn’t exist. ✔

Claim to be able to fix that problem. ✔

Offer a confuzing set of discounts so you look like you’re being altruistic. ✔

Yeah, I think Bucky has read the scam artist’s handbook. He’s just making the mistake of underestimating his audience’s intelligence.

Time for Satch to position his arse on top of Bucky’s pointed little head.

I’m wondering what is actually in the spray can that Buck obviously re-labelled.

Oh my! : D

…act now and get twocans,,,,Bucky’s importing birds from South America? Guess that offer will end the first time one of them pecks him, hee hee.

Bucky needs to be put on a Terrorist Watch List!!!