The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 05, 2022

Why is the number 10 nervous? Because 7 8(ate) 9.

The genders should be 0 and 1, not 1 and 2, if the other option is non-binary.

Is it something he eight? I think he’s two six to be up and about.

Too bad there’s 91 numbers before he sees the Doctor.

Why is there a period between the D and R in Doctor?

i know what the Zero said to the Eight… “Nice Belt!”

First it was Heinz. Then Baskin Robbins. I go in a trance at Chipotle. My limit is traffic lights. I can work with three colors and somebody better not mess with those.

Man,woman,birth,death, infinity! Like on the old Ben Casey show!

Hmmm, is that Mitosis or Meiosis (S)he’s going thru?

i’d give this one a 10…

Medical Condition: Hemophilia A?-No If he gets sick will he need 2x IV

He feels like he has a split personality: When he’s standing up, he sees nothing on top. But he sounds full – (like he just ate).

When he lies down, he feels like he’s everything.

His race should be “octal”.

I wrote a “You know you’re a programmer if…” list once. The last item was, “You noticed this list is numbered using octal”.

They have his number.

Just doesn’t add up. Juan Hannad percent stupid.

I don’t get it

This patient is not a prime interest.

Incorrect grammar…(I know some of you though this!)

Gender dysphoria. They see themselves as 1000.

Where I used to work, they had two copier/printers named Juan and Too…

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. There are those who understand binary numbers – and there are those who do not.

the receptionist is giving the patient the 3rd degree.

Got ‘race’ wrong: it’s ‘octal’.

Non binary. If that’s a reference to the multitude of plethora of newly invented, imagined, made up, whatever sees I hope it is the last time it is seen here.