Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 05, 2022

Oops, wrong post. This belongs in Ripley’s Believe it or Not column.

I’m also not going to believe anything you say.

I still can’t believe it’s not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, but you can’t believe me.

These folks is unbelievable.

Both: “The other guy is lying.”

True non-believers.

I don’t believe I’m reading this ….

Why did anyone believe the Society was meeting today? Halfwits, the lot of them!

I’m not sure that I can believe anyone here.

Liar!

I can’t believe this made the cartoon!

Unbelievable!

what an eyebrow raising party. ;D

I can’t believe they all showed up.

Better than traveling down the road of conspiracy theorists

They don’t really have a society like that…

“I can’t see you, so don’t pretend to be there.”

I seriously doubt this could ever really happen.

Yet they both fervently believe in one or more outlandish conspiracies. Albeit from opposing angles.

Bond, James Bond…

Good one!

Yes, my name is Thomas Doubtfire.

“Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me,

When you don’t believe a word I say?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxOBOhRECoo

I know that you know that I know you’re right… but I can’t let you know that I know that you know that I know you’re right.

I don’t believe it took this long to find a funny cartoon

Since they BOTH don’t believe it, does that mean they have!?

Old Joke:

A skeptic and a non-skeptic were looking at a flock of sheep.

The non-skeptic says, “Those sheep seem to be recently sheered.”

To which the skeptic replies, “At least the sides that are facing us.”

I believe I’ll have another beer.

In Iain Banks’ novel “Against A Dark Background,” there’s a society of solipsists, which leads to some entertaining philosophical gymnastics.

I’m going to keep this simple, and just say, “I doubt it.”