Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 08, 2022

https://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/166202-You-Can-t-Scare-Me-I-m-A-Mom.jpg

https://svgoceandesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/You-Cant-Scare-Me-U-Have-Crazy-Grandpa-He-Is-Also-A-Grumpy-Old-Man-svg-png.jpg

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s—idWR-Iy1—/t_Preview/b_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_auto,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1574895087/production/designs/6923746_0.jpg

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s—2xcUegpb—/t_Preview/b_rgb:ffffff,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1595386147/production/designs/12402524_0.jpg

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s—M869AxTf—/t_Preview/b_rgb:ffffff,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1548929342/production/designs/4118627_0.jpg

It all depends.

There is that.

I’m oddly reminded of Vir asking for an audience with the technomages. “I work for Ambassador Mollari. After a while, nothing bothers you.”

The closer you get to your time to check out, the less important danger becomes.

I saw The Creature from the Black Lagoon when I was very young and it scared the devil out of me. When I realized it was only a movie I decided I wasn’t going to to let the movies scare me I haven’t been scared of a movie since.

True. “Life in prison” doesn’t hold the same terror for old folks ; )

Cost of living is getting “real scary” at any age.

I find the opposite is true with my wife.

The older you get, the slower your reaction time!

One of the benefits of constipation.

Amen to that, Auntie! I’ll see your COVID and inflation and raise you by a Cold War, nuclear threat, presidential assassination and 70s gas shortage.

Don’t know about this. What I see in the mirror gets more frightening as time passes.

Not true, I found out I had claustrophobia last year and I am terrified of most enclosed spaces now.

You can’t frighten me. I have twin redheaded daughters.

Mostly true. Sometimes it’s just that, depending on your age, different things are deemed to be scary.

After watching The Shining, I have been as scared as I ever hope to be. Thanks Stanley Kubrick, Stephen King and Jack Nicholson. Heeeers Johnny!!!

The older a person gets it’s best NOT to scare them.

Not true for me I scare easily no matter how old I am.

Just say “incontinence” and “adult nappies”.