Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 08, 2022

Betcha she does it just for the HALIBUT! ;D

Hearing his parents continuously arguing in the next room made little Johnny a blue whale.

She’s Right, Frank. You need to hump your back into it Orca face the consequences.

I mean, would it krill ya to work a little harder?

after all, the groceries cost more than a fin…

“Whatever you sei, dear.”

I hate having to de “fin” myself. Wanda!

Perhaps if he went to smaller ponds.

He’s also regretting taking an apartment in the city.

Frank…go tuna piano.

That’s a whale of a shopping list

He’s heard enough now he’s thinking life could be a beach.

What is on the lady whale’s head? Looks like a hand and part of an arm.

A Fish Called Wanda, Google it

After the fight, they were both blubbering.