Pickles by Brian Crane for March 27, 2022

You’re on shaky ground Earl

“Do you think” is an open offer to lie.

not possible Earl’s recliner has a subwoofer? (no, I don’t mean Roscoe’s under the chair)

He might have been sitting on it earlier, but when she asked he him he was reclining. So technically he wasn’t sitting on it anymore – he was lying on it.

Powerful phone.

How did Earl go from the floor to the chair? The Book Club ladies ‘moved’ him?

Vibrating chair….

Wish my phone vibrated like that

It’s likely to be a goner soon. That’s a way they die.

Well then again…

I remember Homer Simpson and George Costanza enjoying vibrant chairs. They both had a priceless experience. Homer even reached a sort of other dimension. :D

Earl speaks like a politician.

Sylvia’s nose still is not quite as pointy BUT, she looks more she used to.

That is one strong vibration for a phone hahaha

LOL!

Her phone shakes, rattles and rolls!

Oops, she just lost a client.

How did it wind up on his chair in the FIRST place..??????

That phone has a powerful vibration mode, if it can shake Earl and the recliner.

That is one heck of a vibrate mode! I wonder why it is set so high?

When Earl stands up, so you can retrieve the phone, look for the checkbook, one more time.

Earl must’ve butt dialed!