Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 11, 2022

Love Pam’s comment :)

I don’t think Pam meant it sarcastically.

Should be “walking bacteria”, not “a walking bacteria” but suppose he wouldn’t know that.

More like a walking parasite, but the gist is the same.

No wonder Pam wants to clean cliff’s clock

So, like Cliff, I’m not overweight, I’m over bacteria’d. Should antibiotics be on my diet?

No, Cliff. You are not a bacteria. Bacteria are busy, active and do a tremendous amount of work (both good and bad.)

Cliff the Bacilli.

If Cliff were to take a shower using antibacterial soap, would he then disappear?

I think vermon would be a be a better description of Cliff.

“You are what you eat.” Pass the kefir, please!

a regular bacteria cafeteria…

Too bad Lysol doesn’t work on him.

It also makes us vastly more efficient than microbes.

He stinks also.

Well, not a single bacterium, but a colony of bacteria. I know, I know, just me the pedantic language guy here. And not in the plural.

Beside(s), in Cliff’s case it’s rarely walking at all. “Wow! So, I’m basically a sitting colony of bacteria?”

As I previously said, if we didn’t have these microorganisms, would we be mostly empty

I don’t think she Always said so