Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for February 25, 2022

Just give Mittens a few bites of his own before he has a chance to fur it.

HAHAHA – “Furtatta”

There is always cat hair in my food.

Yup. I call it “the cat hair of approval.” No dish is served without it.

Not to be confused with fur ta-tas, of which Mittens has fond kitten memories.

Haha! That’s a good one, Mittens.

I have two cats and the only hair I find in my food is my own. Short-haired cats are best at controlling their hair. Also, cats are not allowed on dining or preparation surfaces. Of course, we also provide convenient meal samples to enquiring cats. :)

Everyone should know by now that cat hair is an essential nutrient. #tryingtoprotectyourhealth

At least it met with approval.

You have fur babies, it’s everywhere.

I have two cats. There’s always cat fur on everything. And they are proud of it!