The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 11, 2022

I stopped whining since my wife bought me gloves so my hands wouldn’t be mistreated by the soap.

Poor Brutus! I can see him with a white starched cap on his head and an apron.

There’s a solution to this “issue!” Unplug Brutus, wait about five minutes and reboot him!!

/SHMIRK/

Careful this might back fire.

Does he make splashing and gurgling sounds, too?

I could see that coming while wearing shades in the dark.

Considering Gladys’ cooking skills anyone would whine when clean a toxic mess.

If I wanted to do dishes I wouldn’t be married 4 times now would I?

We have a real dish washer but my wife has never used it.

Well, at least he’s not sponging off you, right?

I whine when my youngest brother decides to give me his hours later dishes after I just did lunch and dinner dishes on top of booze and popcorn dishes and filling ice cube trays and coffee makers… at least it’s an improvement, I guess. it used to be two to four week old dishes. with all sorts of nasty’s to go with it. :p

Careful Brutus, you’ve been set or sit up.

Maybe they should switch jobs for a while. That whine might change tone.

Poor Brutus. Never learn what Assertive training was for. Oops, he flunked it.

Brutus’s comment to most of us guys is, “You can’t have her guys, she’s already mine”…

Insert rimshot here…. ; )

my wife’s very happy with her automatic dishwasher. i don’t whine and my engine hasn’t burned out quite yet…

Brutus whines about washing the dishes by hand.