Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 09, 2022

Must be or you wouldn’t be asking yourself if you can do it.

At a guess, no.

If it was, you might be more faithful.

I knew a woman like her.

He IS more faithful. He goes to church.

“Since my last trip to the hairdresser, your demands of HEY BLONDIE, DROP THE LAUNDRY are no longer appropriate. You’ll have to come up with something else to get me in the mood.”

“Not at all. I’ll just sleep with female marines. After all, you’ve got the Army, Navy, and Air Force covered, but you are rotten to the Corps.”

It’s okay….I’m just knocking at your back door. It’s not the kill…it’s just the thrill of the chase.

actually, you’re making it so easy, darling.Now, are you going to introduce me to the man beneath your skirt?

Hey, John, do you have any books out? I’d like to support you and your great strip.

Do as I say not as I do is her motto….

It is now!

Just wait until she brings home something special to give to you.

Thanks for the daily laughs, Mr. Lustig. And most of us will appreciate your visible support of our Ukrainian brethren.

Sorry, but have you noticed your competition….oh mama!

“I set the bar low enough you should be able to jump it without picking up your feet.”

That’s the issue you see. It is always so hard.

But it really is hard to be faithful to his wife with you around.

I’m always true to you, darling, in my fashion.

Him: I would really be disappointed if you’re cheating on me with another woman . . . unless I get to join.

♪ she says that love ain’t cheap, but the pain is free…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EzbB6LxG0E

Said to be an old Irish toast:

Here’s to me, here’s to you, here’s to love and laughter. I’ll be true as long as you and not one minute after!