Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 06, 1991

What a #@&%! You can’t be a parent unless you parent!

Expect a divorce in your future, you ****!

Also, if you don’t know who “Milli Vanilli” are… Google them.

I like the current Mike better.

The Milli Vanilli, Daryl? That’s low, but I’ll agree with you.

Huh another guy with Daryll’s nose. Just a one shot character because he’s such a USELSS——-Your kid? That ain’t your kid.

That guy is a d**ck

Is that guy related to Darryl? He has the same big nose.

I’d be ashamed to admit if I was that useless of a parent. If you’re that lazy about your kid, you don’t have a spouse— you have a roommate with a kid.

I see a messed up kid in the future…& I’m not talking about Zoe!

When your kid turns out to be a big jerk (like you), are you going to want the “credit” for that, too?

Yeah, you probably will.

That’s funny.