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A hot truck driver stops in Chinatown to get a fan (this was in the days before truckers had cryogenic cooling right in the cab). He is shown a $100 peacock feather fan (huge and colorful), a $20 silk fan (tasteful and collapsible) and finally a $1 paper fan.
He buys the $1 fan, gets in his truck and drives for five minutes before the paper fan disintegrates. Furious, he drives back to the store.
“This fan is no good.”
“How did you use fan? $100 peacock feather fan – you use like this. (Gently waves fan). $20 silk fan – you use like this. (Waves fan with brisk snaps of the wrist.) $1 paper fan – you must use like this. (Holds fan motionless opposite nose and moves head back and forth.)
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
Maybe he should join a fan club.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Is that his helicopter mom?
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
What does helicopter fuel cost, these days?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Where’s Waldo’s brick?
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
Something in that last panel rings a Bell.
Chris almost 3 years ago
works for me. :D
^ almost 3 years ago
The Self One-Upmanship Side of the Horse
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Fine if you can get it…..lol
InTraining Premium Member almost 3 years ago
C1 – What was the rest of the question…?
InTraining Premium Member almost 3 years ago
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InTraining Premium Member almost 3 years ago
C3 – Take your chaise lounge to a wind farm next…!
Rauderi almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of when I bought a 20" shop fan for my room. It pushed everything around, but it was heavenly~
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of the only fan joke I know:
A hot truck driver stops in Chinatown to get a fan (this was in the days before truckers had cryogenic cooling right in the cab). He is shown a $100 peacock feather fan (huge and colorful), a $20 silk fan (tasteful and collapsible) and finally a $1 paper fan.
He buys the $1 fan, gets in his truck and drives for five minutes before the paper fan disintegrates. Furious, he drives back to the store.
“This fan is no good.”
“How did you use fan? $100 peacock feather fan – you use like this. (Gently waves fan). $20 silk fan – you use like this. (Waves fan with brisk snaps of the wrist.) $1 paper fan – you must use like this. (Holds fan motionless opposite nose and moves head back and forth.)
gayle454 almost 3 years ago
#menopause
Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Best way is two open windows across from each other, and a box fan blowing out one.