Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 18, 2022

There really does need to be a Theme Park for mommas. The trouble is, it has to be no further than 30 minutes from home. Every home.

Dad and the kids don’t need to hang around for Mom.

I want that – with comfy bed and blankets

leave your phone at the ticket counter.

I guess that makes it the Tunnel of Self Love, then.

Oddly contradictive. If I had a moment to myself, I wouldn’t want it expressed with grawlixes…

That better be a LONG tunnel! Hope dad has fun with the kids

As long as they don’t play some variation of “it’s a small world.”

A variation of “Calgon, take me away.”

I love that, especially with the family looking on.

I’m not a mother, but I’d pay for that ride. All day.

Then she goes into the tunnel and the phone rings.

Better be at least a half hour.

Make it beer and I’m in. :)

A newfangled “bathysphere”