Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 26, 2022

Ralph is easily distracted.

Reminds me of me.

He fell down a wascawwy wabbit hole.

If she wants Ralph to search a cell phone correctly just ask him to order pizza.

Isn’t the phone voice activated where you can just ask? Also she has an Alexis- ask her.

Next time, you just may want to check it yourself…

The local weather is my home page, so I see it as soon as the computer boots up.

The struggle is real.

Where’s your phone, Honeybun? Is your finger broken?

I turned on the phone in order to read comics and a half hour later I finally started.

..right up there with me forgetting why I’m looking at the screen.

Tell her that you are still waiting for the magic word. She is so rude. He isn’t her slave.