Half Full by Maria Scrivan for March 26, 2022

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    Better On the house then Under the house for the witch.

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    Ida No  almost 3 years ago

    Witch house is that?

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    “Thanks … but I ordered a Tornado.”

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Soooo….a lion, a robot, a scarecrow and a witch walk into a bar.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I don’t think Dorothy is old enough to be served. That better be Ginger Ale.

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    SheMc  almost 3 years ago

    What? no Toto!!!

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    The witch orders a shot of whiskey, straight. As she throws it back she is jostled by Dorothy and it goes all over. The witch loses face. The moral of the story is, if you can’t stand water don’t go to a cheap bar that waters down the booze.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Little did she know, Down the Yellow Rick road, the wicked witch wouldn’t survive the collapsed house that brought her down….

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    No, even after the funny comments – still don’t get this one.

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    Solstice*1947  almost 3 years ago

    I think we all “get it.” (Witch’s drink on the house / Dorothy’s house on the witch) Whether any of us find it to be remotely funny is another question.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Where’s Glinda?

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    PaintTheDust  almost 3 years ago

    …And the bartender says “What is this, the setup line for a joke?”

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    tinstar  almost 3 years ago

    At least it wasn’t something like scotch, and water.

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