Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 25, 2022

Avoiding nor"easters".

Very inscrutably.

With a statuesque demeanor

Even on a talk show, he’s still not going to talk.

[ … and so his mystique continues.]

I try to keep myself grounded.

Gettin an answer is like getting blood out of a stone-henge

Moai really need to go into this again??

Nobody knows how he got on that couch. He just showed up one night out of nowhere.

Sounds like something Jay Leno would ask.

How do I handle being a rock god? By always being stoned.

“Stoically”

Moai-dea really.

You all covered the best puns, but you had some great material to work with.

It’s been my favorite roll.

Dum Dum, give me gum, gum.

Dum Dum! you give me “gum gum” :)

actually, he’s pretty well grounded…

I try not to let it go to my head.

He looks a little stoned