Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 21, 2022

No it doesn’t. But does that really matter.

No, but it might say which roadways have been salted…

Sure. It’s the route with the most traffic. Once your ‘mushed’ what ever’s left will be there in no time.

How about an option to avoid treated roads?

yeah, only in winter.

Maybe try an Uber instead, ya’ll.

“In 2 metres, turn left at the slime trail…”

Yes. But not applicable to you guys.

These are the guys always driving in the left lane.

No but it tells us how to avoid the salt flats…

However slowly they move, there will still be routes that are relatively faster and slower.

Affix yourself to Uber muffler.

Unless you hitch a ride,forgettaboutit!

Go for the shortest route.

Snails actually go faster when it’s wet

Considering the difference between routes is in DAYS for these two, I’d say it’s a salient question.

Shouldn’t it be “Does the map”?

well… speed is relative

You can take the short cut across that patch of hot, dry sand. It’ll save you 10 minutes if you survive.

Every hour count…