Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 14, 2022

I’m coming back a day early, I missed this place. This strip gets a 10 out of 10 all the way.

Surely Nate isn’t this stupid. How would he think that was a real name?

3/10

You dated a girl named Gertrude once Nate what’s the problem here?

Did Nate really think Nutmeg was her legal name?

wait did nate really think her name was really nutmeg bruh

7/10

And "Everything’s Archie is playing in Nates head.

Wow, I thought Nate was just stalking Nutmeg, turns out it’s an official event. I’m impressed. And shouldn’t Nate already know that Nutmeg is a nickname, unless he thinks it’s normal to be named after a spice.

2.51/10 So far, it took 3 days to get to the mall. I don’t like the pacing. And the joke isn’t really funny. It’s just, “Da Google is evil.”

How is he so dumb?!

Nate thinks THAT’S a weird name? Ha.

I wonder if she’s a dog person.

Ikr

I’ve never seen so many simps before.

ussles fact of the day:No number from 1 to 999 includes the letter “a” in its word form.

ok this is a 4/10. I have no hopes for this arc anymore. I don’t care what tomorrow’s and Saturday’s strip holds. This arc has failed.Comment RIP to this arc if you’re with me.

Nate’s dumb if he thinks that Nutmeg was her real name. 6/10 nice job Teddy

Yeah, to be honest, I am less enthuastic about this arc now. I’d give it a 3/5 because it’s obvious Pierce is stalling. It is ironic that Francis said “And Google destroys another fantasy.” Well, Pierce destroyed any chance of this being a good arc.

Poll of the day: Ruby or Francis?

Can’t wait too see what’s gonna happen to Nate tomorrow

It is like Cardi B. I saw a BBC radio program where they asked people what they think the ‘B ’stands for and people said things like ’Beautiful’ and ‘Bootilicious’ but the internet says her real first name is Belcalis so that is probably what the ‘B’ is for.

dun dun DUN!!!

Priscilla Husky doesn’t sound like a bad name. There wasn’t need for a change. Also, Nate likes dogs, and a husky is a dog.

nate’s tik tok crush is named after a type of spice

What was her parents thinking?

oof

By the time they find her she’ll probably be forgotten.

Nates chasing after a tik tok girl? What is this strip turning into too

Teddy why do you have to ruin it for Nate?

Ayyyyyy, bichito! Are your dreams really gonna get crushed just because her name is not “cute”?

y pregunta porque no tienen novia…

Imagine not liking tik tok. “cough” Hk-47

WHEN WILL SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPEN!?

Is a name really that big of a turn-off to people?

Nate needs to realize that many people who are on social media generally don’t use their real names, for personal security reasons.

P1, lower left side: Trudi?

Awright, O.K……….P’s 3.4…..must’ve been an adult there…..my bad!……….

Its my birthday

Lets see the wench?

Hi I’m new

I went on a small break so 6/10 I should have saw this coming Nate likes someone but his fantasy gets ruined by one small fact

Nate are you slow or something?

Okay I just realized despite nutmeg not being a real tiktok person, nutmeg was still a trend on tiktok about where teens legit drank a whole bottle of nutmeg for views so yeah nutmeg was a very stupid thing on tiktok

Wow.

A rose by any other name still smells the same and is as pretty as ever. Same with girls….

PLEASE TELL ME ITS OVER. (but this is actually funy so…..) 7/10

Bro Nate just likes her bc she’s famous and for her looks not her herself like just because of her name Nate’s shivering Nate you’re pathetic

The Kindergarten just called, and said it’s time to go in, kiddies.

I’m gonna take a break from reviewing comics and maybe stop reviewing comics altogether I’ll probably come back but for now I’m just gonna comment and read comics

Why are there so many news stations in the comment section?

this is sorta like trudy

That’s one reason why some social media users don’t reveal their real name, so they would be known by their stage name and not destroy any fantasies.

but imagine having a name nutmeg

Google does this.