Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 05, 2022

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    But who’s counting?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Did you see what our human just did in there?

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    zerotvus  almost 3 years ago

    i had a cat that drink from it…..i even got video of it.

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    blackman2732  almost 3 years ago

    A modernized “Odd Couple” starring Garfield and Odie.

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    Lotus  almost 3 years ago

    Or, you could put it up when YOU finish! Which is what I say to my wife — on the inside. On the outside it’s, “yes, dear.” Dumb and stupid aren’t the same thing.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    LOL!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Can you quit climbing on the table and walking across the counter?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Next time, check it before using…..lol

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    RalphKramden77  almost 3 years ago

    In several languages, if only one member of a group of a thousand is male, then the group as a whole is referred to in the masculine. But women get even and then some: if there is only one female in a group of a thousand, then the default position for the toilet seat is down.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    Why is it my fault that your butt is wet?

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    Pussys hate cold water.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    Heard a comedian once joke:

    “Had to divorce my wife …

    She NEVER put the toilet seat UP” …!

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    WCraft  almost 3 years ago

    I will if you’ll quit doing your business in the kid’s sandbox.

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    cosman  almost 3 years ago

    You dog, you..

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