Reminded me of a skit I saw a long time ago on Bizarre on Showtime. John Byner was a fairy in a park with a naked man and a naked woman statues. He waved his wand and they came alive. “ I’m giving you 30 minutes to do whatever you want before you turn back into statues”. The man and woman look at each other, grabs hand and go off. They return shortly afterwards and Byner says “ You were only gone for 10 minutes, you still have 20 minutes left” The man and woman grab hands again and the man says to the woman “Okay, this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll poop on it’s head” (I cleaned it up a little)
Mice are disease ridden vermin who eat and otherwise destroy food. Cats caught and killed mice in ancient Babylonia and Egypt. The humans preferred their grain to be protected from thieves of all sizes. They rightfully worshipped cats as gods.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Scratch is about to get forked!
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 2 years ago
Second wish same as the first. Third wish same as….
Dirty Dragon over 2 years ago
“Bottom rail on top this time.”
DEACON FRED over 2 years ago
HA!!
Prey over 2 years ago
If Scratch appeared in The Jungle Book, would it be Catbalou?
RavennaAl over 2 years ago
Reminded me of a skit I saw a long time ago on Bizarre on Showtime. John Byner was a fairy in a park with a naked man and a naked woman statues. He waved his wand and they came alive. “ I’m giving you 30 minutes to do whatever you want before you turn back into statues”. The man and woman look at each other, grabs hand and go off. They return shortly afterwards and Byner says “ You were only gone for 10 minutes, you still have 20 minutes left” The man and woman grab hands again and the man says to the woman “Okay, this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll poop on it’s head” (I cleaned it up a little)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hi Gweedo!
Good morning Crew!
capkidd over 2 years ago
If only Scratch would go back to the enemy ship, better yet, a long walk on a short pier.
DNCoyote over 2 years ago
Stupid rats, leave Scratch alone
mwksix over 2 years ago
Etherical Animal Cannibal…
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Mice are disease ridden vermin who eat and otherwise destroy food. Cats caught and killed mice in ancient Babylonia and Egypt. The humans preferred their grain to be protected from thieves of all sizes. They rightfully worshipped cats as gods.
txmystic over 2 years ago
heh heh…lots of Genie lamps in the treasures they keep plundering…
Shikamoo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hopefully, Scratch will remember this and leave them alone.
Durak Premium Member over 2 years ago
If the rats (mice?) ever learn that there is strength in numbers they won’t need to waste a wish. Everyone enjoys the party! Well, except the cat.
rgcviper over 2 years ago
The thrill is in the chase. Or something like that.
’Evening, Crew.