Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 01, 2022

I have a bad feeling about this.I sense a disturbance, something I have not felt since the Catpocolyps.

The heirloom is actually the pocket watch from the Voyagers TV show..?

How many times Rip will get to use the amulet?

April fools, Rip!

You’re better off naked, Rip.

The 80s were a super dangerous time. Unlike today……….

Young Bruce Campbell would be a good model for Rip.

Watch out for early arriving horses on feral tomagachis.

oh – no – - Rip will come back singing “girls just wanna have fun”

Business in the front, party in the back

KA-MULLET!

Don’t worry, Breezy, he’ll be fine. The 80s may be super dangerous, but so are Rip’s giggling knuckles.

Would you rather be in the seventies? Imagine Rip with an afro and bell-bottom pants.