Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 28, 2022

If he is a vegetarian, he should be happy to share his non-meat sandwich.

I’m rooting for Hammie to anchor a week of strips.

Hey Yogi, someone’s doing our gig.

If Hammy eats ham, is that cannibalism?

Once that stuff hits his taste buds, the guy will get his sandwich back.

Well, Hammy is an herbivore, so I’m not surprised he ate plant based ham.

Vegan sandwich

I don’t like meat-based ham, but I would give that a curiosity try.

Plant based ham sandwich?

When I have looked at the "meat alternatives ", I’ve noticed how high in salt they are. Pl, from personal experience, I cannot have anything soy based. It makes certain body parts hurt.

Hammy hams it up!

Just so y’all know, we have witnessed a squirrel eating a chicken breast filched from the open dumpster of a nearby government-supported daycare. We used to think squirrels were vegetarian, but now we know better. They are diners of opportunity.

Squirrels are omnivores, and will eat meat. They are like their cousins, the rat…only with cute bushy tails and better press agents!

Well, ham is plant-based, since pigs eat plants (among other things).

Is that a cat’s hide the dude is using?

I’m starting to get old 68, so I have to think about my Bucket List. I have resisted taking hedge clippers to a “man bun” long enough!!! If you hear a “SNIP,” followed by a maniacal laugh, that was me.