Do , both of your selfs a favor don’t get married in the first place , you’ll both be together a lot longer from what the statistics are saying lately : )
Tank, if you are going to stay married for the “long haul”, you are going to have to learn to think before speaking. Trust me, after 49 years of marriage, I know what I’m talking about.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sounds like more than restrictive. Sounds a little kinky.
KenHelmick over 2 years ago
I guess it’s better than “Manacles R Us”
cmerb over 2 years ago
Do , both of your selfs a favor don’t get married in the first place , you’ll both be together a lot longer from what the statistics are saying lately : )
Lotus over 2 years ago
Careful, Dude. Almost made a rookie mistake there.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Be careful, Tank. You don’t want to ruin your relationship.
Pocosdad over 2 years ago
That’s Mistress Kimberly.
MS72 over 2 years ago
Wedding comes with a Straight jacket.
Bob Blumenfeld over 2 years ago
Sounds rather kinky.
[Unnamed Reader - 5d506f] over 2 years ago
There is no “winning” in this scenario…..he should just go on a vacation and show up on the day of the wedding
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Hi.I’m Phil Rizzuto from THE MONEY STORE.
And if the Yankees paid me enough I wouldn’t have to look like a fool in these stupid commercials.
Mayor Snorkum over 2 years ago
What the hell are they talking about?
Brian Fink over 2 years ago
Grapefruit, senator, cookie! What’s the safeword??!?!?
Bamaboy61 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Tank, if you are going to stay married for the “long haul”, you are going to have to learn to think before speaking. Trust me, after 49 years of marriage, I know what I’m talking about.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Sounds a little ….Stephen King to me. Do they provide the sledge hammer?
sobrown51 over 2 years ago
It DOES sound a bit like a bondage website.