Strange Brew by John Deering for March 30, 2022

Nose job.

She got a nose job, she got a nose job

It’s now turned up instead of hanging down

She got a nose job, she got a nose job…

And now she’s the prettiest gal in town!

(source unknown, from the late 50s or early 60s, I think)

… man is that sexist or WHAT!?

She nose….

Soooo …. she got less horn-ee?

Thank you Dr. Nassif.

Grindstone.

At the last party, she was accused of horning in on a conversation so she fixed the problem!

The rhino is a homely beast;

For human eyes he’s not a feast.

Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,

I’ll stare at something less prepoceros!

—Ogden Nash (R.I.P.)

I just thought it was a huge festering zit.

Too bad, she looks stupid now.