FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 01, 2022

Suffering succotash

see what you got yourself into, Jason?

Kneel, Jason.

To be fair, it is a REALLY cool headset.

Headsets are for minions. I always thought that Jason aspired to be a minion overlord.

Why does she want her little brother knowing about all of her plans? Surely she’s just opening herself up to teasing or blackmail.

I have to admit, when I finally got a headset so I didn’t have to hold the phone receiver anymore during conference calls, I was thrilled.

I’d do it for a Star Trek communicator badge

Jason studies STEM while Paige has already mastered human psychology!

But there are so many opportunities for making Paige’s life hell here.

You sold your soul rather cheaply it would seem…..

And now Jason needs to act like David Spade in that SNL sketch.

“And you are. . . ?”

Whatever helps you sleep at night, kid.