Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 31, 2022

So not just Rarity or Marigold then. All Unicorns have a problem beyond first world fare.

“Lit”?

That is, unless the thing she was referring to was your humility. If that’s the case, you seem to have forgotten that you want to be complimented on that.

However will LSH recover from this?!

I think he has more than a single problem. Now I want to know what impressed Dakota so much

Would he better off if she had said “Woke?” AKA the only other word kids say these days.

Dang, I’ll never get the hang of slang!

Are there unicorn psychologists? I’m starting to think this whole humble thing isn’t just a character quirk for LSH.

“lit: a word that stupid middle school guys use b/c they want to sound cool!”

One of a number of possible variants in the Urban Dictionary. Just don’t let Dakota see them!

I can see why that might give LSH pause though. “Lit” strikes me as a term Dakota wouldn’t throw around as lightly—or at least with her usual level of sarcasm.

Are we quite sure LSH’s name isn’t Sluggo?

(almost smoldering blank stare) ???

Phoebe is right. That’s a problem. I know he’s humble, but now he’s exaggerating.

Big oof.

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In tangentially related news, Dictionary.com added “yeet” to its lexicon- and even I know that they got the definition wrong!

Wholesome 100.

I suppose he would have preferred that she replace the L with Sh