Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2022

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Make ā€™em bleed!

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    whahoppened  almost 3 years ago

    First volunteer is right beside you.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sounds just like the reason I stopped going to the Red Cross to give blood.

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    skyriderwest  almost 3 years ago

    I go every 56 days. I think Iā€™m up to about 175 donations now.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I donā€™t really get this, but I feel frightened.

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    drycurt  almost 3 years ago

    Exit into a blood bank?

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    Plods with ...ā„¢  almost 3 years ago

    You dig around, youā€™re gone

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    what a bloodsuckerā€¦

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    GreenT267  almost 3 years ago

    At least the phlebotomists know how to ā€˜find the veinā€™. Doctors sure donā€™t. Every time Iā€™ve had a doctor try to get a blood sample I end up with black and blue marks on both arms.

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    gcarlson  almost 3 years ago

    Being O-, one of my lifeā€™s ambitions is to learn ā€œThe Universal Soldierā€ well enough to rewrite it as ā€œThe Universal Donor.ā€

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    gcarlson  almost 3 years ago

    One of the techs was streaming music on his phone at one of my hospitalsā€™ blood drives. When a donor came in wearing a Rascal Flatts t-shirt, he played them as long as she was there.

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