Pickles by Brian Crane for April 13, 2022

Nelson don’t ask anyone else that knows Earl that question. You’ll get the same answer.

Her superpower is sarcasm

At least he’s a genus – homo, but not so sapiens

Depends who he is compared too.

I’m curious as to what Earl did for a living before retirement.

Opal has your number, Earl!

I wouldn’t be so quick to judge, Opal…he did come up with using the cat to warm you up yesterday!

DEFINITELY don’t ask her..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earl is a genius when it comes to explaining to Nelson about life…LOL

Getcher feet off the coffee table, Earl!!!

He actually may be an alien, we think that are 2 hairs on his head but they may be antenna, remember My Favorite Martian…

Earl doesn’t know everything, but what he don’t know ain’t worth knowing.

That’s a low blow Opal

That’s the genius part.

I don’t Nelson should ask his grandaunt Pearl; she’d also snark at it.

Gramma is a genius – she married a genius.

Compared to Opal, most of us measure up as mere morons.

Compared to (insert here the name of disfavored politician of your choice), morons would seem like geniuses.