Monty by Jim Meddick for May 01, 2022

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Maybe you just shouldn’t read from it out loud.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    Good thing it was not “The illustrated details of the human brain”.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Great! Cthulhu was waiting for it to be returned so he could check it out.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good thing that wasn’t a grade-school library in Florida, or you’d never have found it in the first place. It mentions brains.

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    Ricky Bennett  over 2 years ago

    Deadbeat book borrower…

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    Most people so unattractive as to be able to get a date settle for second best rather than unsettle for a second beast. Having a name like Lovecraft makes it inevitable.

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    serithinflight  over 2 years ago

    “Klaatu Varata nec …. [cough]”

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    gawaintheknight  over 2 years ago

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

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    AnnouncerMike Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was just listening to “Go Summon Up The Dead Ones” yesterday whilst doing yard work! Nice to see the universe was listening.

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    foolishleader  over 2 years ago

    To be honest Zombies are not the horrors that would be coming after you for reading the Necronomicon, but pop culture and a propaganda network has misinformed the population significantly.

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    jel354  over 2 years ago

    Monty saved his own Ash.

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    jonescientific  over 2 years ago

    Monty lives in Arkham?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He lives near to the Miscatonic University?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, they obviously weren’t after Monty’s brains…

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 2 years ago

    Isn’t the Necronomicon a convention for comic book zombies? They hold it in Dead Horse, AK.

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    I get the zombies,but what the hell is neuronomicon?

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    bilbrlsn  over 2 years ago

    Klaatu verata nikto

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    banjoAhhh!   over 2 years ago

    HAPPY MAY DAY EVERYONE!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 2 years ago

    Stick to the electronic edition, that way only zombies with wifi will come after you.

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    Daeder  over 2 years ago

    Reading really does improve your brain.

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    lunapeachie  over 2 years ago

    Groovy…

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    What a prompt(ed) book return! Maybe every library should keep a squad of Zombie enforcers on retainer….

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    GreggW Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Actually it should be one of the Great Old Ones, not zombies.

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