Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 08, 2022

Hey, it worked!!!!

Little green monster taking dinner home?

You little monster, you!

Gary’s problem is his teeth, women go for the erectile implications

Gary better hope his 50 foot Girlfriend is taking a nap…or maybe it is a ploy to make her jealous.

Has Gary lost his hypnotic powers?

You could try the movie maker’s method. At Auburn University, shortly ere I showed up, some folks were caught making pornographic movies in the dorms. They were caught because the room was on ground floor and interested observers were gathered at the window, checking out their move making methods. When interviewed later, they said they would walk up to random pretty students and ask if they wanted to make a porno film. Some turned them down, but many were thrilled to perform.

SUCKER!

Leopold doesn’t wear pants, she knows exactly what he’s thinking.

He’s going to eat her.

Leopold’s advice worked well—for Leopold….