Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for April 09, 2022

Dark meat.

uh oh

Like Midas, but with the sausage touch.

Dougie: “BAK! [bite me (don’t)]”

Last night, I went to bed hungry. I dreamt I visited a marshmallow factory & they gave me a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone…

Carnivores are cute, until we’re not.

I never sausage a dream.

Well, there’s your fun factoid for the evening, Doug—you’d be very tasty as a sausage.

Now sleep tight! :P

not a sausage eater so Doug would have been safe in my dream.

What’s the title again?