Close to Home by John McPherson for April 15, 2022

Not a shred of evidence that will work

It will only work if your documents are printed on your furniture and drapes.

Yeah, but who’s going to clean up the mess?

someone let the cat out of the bag and into the box!

We must own a ‘Supper Deluxe’ model. Our cat shreds more than just documents.

Not Schrödinger’s cat?

Bleeb better take care, there is now a cat in the house.

Gerbils work better. They’ll chew papers up, then pee and poop on them.

I first saw this as putting the cat into a shreder.

Hey go green…or furry

Must be a consumer version. I use the standard high efficiency dog paper shredder.

Tigger like to chew on cardboard boxes and dried flowers…..he has never destroyed anything else….whew!

Well, I was wrong! Cats ARE good for something!

CATS. We don’t need any stinkin cats

Did she receive a cat, or is she shipping one off to be shredded?

Once again, I have to eat my breakfast burrito and drink my morning RedBull and in a confused state.

Some maintenance required. (i.e. squeaky toy, litter box, cat nip, etc.)

It only shreds the documents you want…

Or, you could tell your dog it was “homework”…

You’ll never get it out of the box.

Obligatory XKCD https://xkcd.com/325/

They mailed it without air holes?!

I have them too. They shred everything, not just documents.

Garfield can become a paper shredder!