Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 27, 2022

That’s a senior picklement…..

Too many snacks and too little exercise. You need to keep moving.

maybe he never actually went over the hill. He might just be on the opposite side because he went around the hill.

He flattened the hill

Hills are funny that way, Cosmo.

How does he put his shoes on if he can’t even see his feet?

He became the Hill.

People strive all their lives to get to the top and then realise there is only one way to go from there, me, I cut out the middle bit.

Quacktum tunneling.

sigh

He made a mountain out of that molehill.

If we were looking at Uncle Arthur or Herman Munster, the mirror would be broken.

The only birthday card that I actually remember, given to me when I turned around 30, was a cartoon drawing of an idyllic countryside scene with animals and a hill. The caption stated “can you find yourself in this picture?” Of course you’re not in the picture, so the inside states “oh dear, you must be over the hill.”

Wow, Cosmo is really brave. He’s got his scale in front of his full length mirror. What guts.At my house, the scale is next to the mirror so I can deal with one put down at a time.

Lose a couple of pounds fast – drop the wet towel.

It’s like when you’ve just crested the top of the roller coaster. You’re stomach will let you know.

Same reason the bear went over the mountain.

Because your peak happened so fast, at least mine did.

Musta took the low road…