Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 03, 2022

Hit with a “blunt” object.

Helpful for vertically challenged people to stand on.

I don’t need a book for that. I’m married.

Just look for the one that says: " For Dummies".

I think my ex-wife wrote that book; it was her last Christmas present to me…

“I don’t know.”

Is that a question?

Gee, I hope there are a lot of illustrations…

Mine is a TWO volume set.

I downloaded the PDF version and bricked my iPad. Now I’ll never know what’s wrong with me.

You can get the big book of “What is Wrong with You” just by marrying the wrong person. :)

“Don’t take this the wrong way and don’t get defensive…. but you really screwed up big time!” (From the forward of that book.)

the introduction is by the pet cat…

Donald Dumpster wouldn’t recognize himself in there