Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 03, 2022

well amigo, I feel you

sounds like he’d prefer a meatball sub or a Philly cheesesteak instead

Sounds like he had baloney today.

I remember when bologna was the cheap meat that poor people bought. Now you’d think it’s practically a delicacy, the price they charge for it! $6.58/lb?? What’m I, made o’ money???

I reckon one of your wife’s ancestor’s used to carry a club and beat up snakes………

Even Grand Dragons gotta eat.

Now, now. I’m sure you do get no respect.

Join the club Rodney……

You and Ralph Kramden.

Both

The wife is so condescending, while her husband is like Rodney Dangerfield.