Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 13, 2022

Including into the canal.

With the missus there, you can see he’s in for a penny, in for a pound

@Eldo Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp gaining weight by not jogging , because he would spill his beer is priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am how was your day? ours should be slightly busy but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping to do or errands to run, just keep in the house and hydrated because it’s raining outside, keep safe and BCNU pal

Watch out for your purse, Flo.

At the mention of “beer” that worthless lump of a husband of yours may just grab it and jog (read:run) to the nearest pub!!

He spends plenty of time swimming…in the canal that is!

judging from the big smile on her face, it was a nice time (for her)

Andy, never take advice from a flat headed derp!

A fat chance…..

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-13th-april-2022-26667954

‘Cripes’? Haven’t heard that since the Seventies—or when I pick up one of my early Bronze Age DC comics.

That’ll learn him. Next time put the beer in a spill proof container, like, down the hatch.

Perhaps it is because Andy being the stout person that he is began by switching to drinking stout beer instead of bitter beer. But he does hop around a lot. And he barley misses a date at the Pub. And he is always running to the Job Center yeast they forget about him and think that he is a lager. While there are some days that Andy is mild ly ale ing. He will always raise up a mug of good cheer.

Funny, he is always running from the Constable or running down the field playing soccer to pounce on a teammate.

Judging by the suit color, this could be the same guy Andy was in the fight cloud with yesterday…

Nice guy

Jogging? Andy is into weight lifting and broad jumping. Beer and women. No offense intended ladies.

He ain’t slim either.

For a while, I used to do 4-5 miles in the morning before work. Few things more boring than distances along the Mississippi bottoms.

Andy’s proud of his beer gut.

There are a lot of other ways of getting healthy exercise besides jogging, but Andy isn’t going to do any of those either.

For many of us, as we’ve progressed in years, so have our waistlines. Like the ship behind Andy in the first panel, Andy’s taken on a bit of tonnage.

Even though this is not a football strip I just have to post what happened last night on “This is Us”. The ex and the fiance got together at a sports bar. Why I don’t know. The ex was explaining to the fiance what he would need to know about her. The people cheered and the fiance, who was a Brit, asked if that was a field goal (it was a touchdown). The ex who was American was shocked the fiance didn’t know American football. And he said the guy better learn because the game was important to her because it was important to her late father. And he went on to explain the two games were not so different. Oh, please. They have the same name and that’s about it.

Doesn’t Andy get enough exercise running from the cops?

Ok, but that’s unrelated. I can’t view the entire caption. Anyway, ringer or ironing machine, mangle is a good name.

Yeah, when running from the police!