Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 12, 2022

Moth heaven = my closet.

Very funny!

Wait ’til he finds out about mosquitos. And ticks.

They do, it’s kind of grubby though.

Look out—they’re settling on our haloes. Must be the divine light that attracts them.

If they do, I’m sure it has an eternal flame.

I don’t know if they go there, I just know that many of them end up on my porch under the light.

Nope. That’s hogs.

Maybe this IS heaven for moths – they don’t get fried!

I have a feeling that you’re not in Heaven then? ‘But store up for yourselves treasures in Heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy’ (Matt 6:20).

So, a rock musician dies and goes to heaven (much in between filler) “but God’s girlfriend is the lead singer.”

Yes, i thought they’d be in the other place, too. “Like a moth to a flame….”

Silly goose….it’s our halos that attract them…

That is adorable!

You sure that’s actually heaven?

Why the hell would moths go to heaven?

I have a theory that Cat Heaven and Mouse Hell are the same place.

Maybe they can turn ’em off …