Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 16, 2022

He doesn’t like talking about getting new videogames for his birthday, assuming he did?

Bet her parents childhood went by much faster:-D.

7 days to go!

Or is it 6 days?

There’s also the logistics of the things needed to accommodate certain guests. LSH needs to be able to hide, Ringo needs a large body of water. The catering needs to be lactose-free in case a goblin laughs. Fire safety measures need to be in place for the dragons. And accommodations will need to be made for Sue to spend the night somewhere.

I celebrate my birth DATE without paying any attention to how many times I’ve already done that.

All of the above. Age, AND the hassles.

Please do invite fenry!

You’re one to talk about being old, Mari!

I bet she didn’t even consider inviting the other kids in her class who aren’t Max or Dakota…

Wait, no goblins? Or were they invited offscreen?

Old? Didn’t a recent arc show him as being about 12 in the 1990s? That would make him only about 40 today. Just a kid. Why when I was Phoebe’s age someone at 40 was to me…….oh, yeah.

A party’s not an epic party unless you invite some fauns!

“Hey, kid! Get that unicorn off my lawn!”

You’ve invited everyone, but there’s more than one thinks.

Your guests are bringing a guest, and its name is “Hijinks”.

Yeah, sorry; just finished watching season 2 of Green Eggs & Ham.

Always so many problems.

You are a wise child, Phoebe. Many people never figure out that friendship is not transitive.

Hoping they invited Ozy, Millie and Llewellyn.

I like birthdays, and I turn 61 next month.