Monty by Jim Meddick for April 23, 2022

So one end or the other eh…

Listening to her is both mind numbing and a pain in the, well, you know where.

PITA remedies

“Frick it. Gimme a Budweiser.”

Why doesn’t she fix that woman up with Monty? Pretty safe bet she’s single.

He’s a Doctor & he has a Biblical name, what could go wrong with that?

Sounds like you have to be “open” to new things.

For all the good those suppositories did me I might just as well as stuck them up my ass.

I suppose that’s a little better than drinking your own pee or injecting it.

Y’know what? You let yourself be cowed into listening to a nutcase, you get your just desserts.

the willow bark remedy that has been used for thousands of years is where they developed the aspirin just made synthetically

Those professional ‘victims’ don’t realize that, in America’s capitalistic system, we have the power to change the law to protect us from abuse by capitalists. It’s far from perfect, but much, much better than an authoritarian government like Russia.

How about “you’re not my doctor OR my mom so don’t try to poison me and don’t you DARE touch my medicine.” Also asprin is a blood thinner so it shouldn’t be your first resort for a headache, my family prefers ibuprofen. I also absolutely can’t stand people who call modern medicine poison but insist on using “remedies” that came from a time when the average life expectancy was 35. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’d rather deal with a week of Sedgewick comics than this bitch.

Okay, you first. :)

Give her the “suppository” and take two aspirin with a couple swallows of water.

On the whole, I’d rather take Bayer’s….

Wouldn’t birch bark tea work better?