Close to Home by John McPherson for May 15, 2022

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    Also don’t forget to hook the bell up before you plant him.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    For whom the bell tolls

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    great is he is buried below the water table!

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    Is that an old girl scout cap she’s wearing??…”Anchor’s Away..!!”

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    I don’t blame him, I doubt if those things are watertight. I’ve heard of them floating though.

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    Aficionado  over 2 years ago

    Hi, Bleeb. Please note, this is not normal human behavior.

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    eddie6192  over 2 years ago

    Must be in New Orleans.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Poor soul! (sniff) He must have died in surgery… he still has some kinda tube in his mouth. And (sniff) whatever he died from (sniff) caused him to have duck feet!

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    The Pro from Dover  over 2 years ago

    Swimming with the fishes

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Please God, don’t let me die with a snorkel in my mouth.

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No life jacket?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget to cut a hole in the top of the coffin for the snorkel to pass through. “Up periscope!”

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Can never be too careful these days…even in a watery grave

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    mfrasca  over 2 years ago

    Edgar Allan Poe’s The Premature Burial at Sea.

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    davanden  over 2 years ago

    “Morbid fear,” indeed.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I don’t think he needs to worry about floods where he’s going.

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    sobrown51  over 2 years ago

    Planning on burying him standing up I guess.

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    Wouldn’t you need a wetsuit then? And what good is a snorkel in a mortuary!?

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    He’s reality check bounced.

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    Herd of Turtles  over 2 years ago

    The mask isn’t fogged up so there’s that.

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    norphos  over 2 years ago

    Is he Egyptian?

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wow, is the humor in how that makes absolutely no sense in several different ways?

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