Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 08, 2022

My idea of a balanced diet is a bottle of Dr. Pepper in each hand!

I’m unwilling to admit my own flaws for the sake of a joke.

Wait…

to each their own I s’pose

Nice try, Mari. But Rodney Dangerfield you’re not.

That last frame PROVES Marigold is imperfect. Perfection doesn’t require practice to improve, since it can’t get any better.

When I was a child and said something disparaging about myself in the hearing of my favorite aunt, she would scold me: “Don’t say something like that about someone I love!”

I’m good at self-deprecation! Let me give you some tips, Marigold! :D

Glad you do not have self-esteem issues Marigold!

Nice job Marigold. For a unicorn, that is… >:^}

“I do self-deprecating comedy. But I’m not very good at it.” - Stewart Francis

Sorry, but I don’t see anything funny about Phoebe’s opening lines. There’s nothing subversive about it. Not that I blame her for feeling stupid sometimes.

Captain Kirk would have Marigold over a barrel in five seconds flat.

Hmm… Unicorns are like cats.

Maybe LSH can teach her a thing or two.

Marigold is not funny.

Heh, sometimes I think it wouldn’t hurt if I were a bit more like Marigold, know what I mean?

I find that the word “stupid” is too self-deprecating…(like many english words). I prefer the japanese word “baka”. it’s more fun to say, too (you hear it a lot “baka baka baka”