Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 08, 2022

You’re also gonna be breakfast for D block.

Originally he was held for poaching.

Sunny side up.

They let him have a cigarette?? Those things’ll kill you!!

Humpty was always a bad egg

He was always heading for a fall.

“You’re going to FRY Dumpty … and I’ll take mine over easy”

That reminds me of the guy named French who was executed by electric chair. When they asked him if he had any last words, he said, “I got your headline for you, boys. You can write, ‘French Fries.’”

…and that’s no yolk!

The eggony of defeat

He must’ve been a bad egg. ;)

He started out as a petty crook, but eventually became a hard-boiled criminal.

He was a deviled egg.

Omelet these bad puns go uncommented…

Maybe he should transform back into a cannon right about now.

he probably cracked in the end…

…but he never cracked and never gave up the names of his gang! A real hard-boiled gangster…..