Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 19, 2022

Homer Simpson?

Homer finally suffered a meltdown at the nuclear power plant.

Unleavened D’oh – you don’t add the yeasting, but you do add the Groening.

My matzohs don’t look anything like that…

Homer’s Jewish?

Wasn’t there an episode where he kind of looked like that?

It looks like somebody kneaded a Homer here.

Yep! They never rise to the occasion!

I spent all of my D’oh but at the end of the day I wasn’t balanced , instead I was unleavened.

Kids, don’t try this at homer…

Brings to mind a recent horror movie I saw from 1975 called The Devil’s Rain. In the end the bad people “melted” in the pouring rain. Lol.

You’re a few days late

I needed a chuckle today. Thanks Mark!

Gumby to the Rescue !!

Ehhxcellent. /\

looks like play d’oh…