Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 28, 2022

I heard a joke . . .

What’s orange below, green up top, and sounds like a parrot?

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A carrot.

I did this all the time back when I had dogs. I would knock on the table and the dogs would go nuts thinking someone was at the door.

Why you can never tell a knock-knock joke around Wally!

Patrick without a tie?

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Where?”

“What?”

“He’s on second…”

Badger. Badger Who?

ME: Want to hear a great knock-knock joke?

NEPHEW: YEAH!

ME: Okay, you start.

NEPHEW: Knock, knock.

ME: Who’s there?

NEPHEW: ????

I guess Wally heard the joke.

Never tell knock knock jokes if you have an easily excitable dog in your household.