Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 18, 2022

Hope it’s more like the Spider-Man IC from 98 and not the more infamous DC Comics one.:-O

Five more days.

Feels like just yesterday; she was a happy go lucky nine year old with a unicorn for a friend….oh wait.

what sort of crises would ten-year-olds have about their identities anyway?

I was the same way when I hit 30. I didn’t feel any different than when I was 29 and so I just wondered what the big deal was.

You could have a crisis over the fact that you aren’t having a crisis.

Just wait Phoebe.

Don’t worry sweetie, everyone gets them eventually. It’s okay if some of the kids in your class already had theirs.

Since Marigold doesn’t remember her birthday, Does that make her 1?

She is ten-se

Mom looks mighty cheery in the morning! Phoebe not so much!

Just think, after you have your birthday, you will never be 10 again!

Does this mean she’s going into 5th grade in September?? :o

My identity crisis: I don’t know whether I’m a faun or a satyr

You could jump to having a mid-life crisis at age 10. Ride around in a mini-car that’s too expensive, get some unnecessary cosmetic surgery, date someone half your— Actually, let’s just drop the whole thing.

Happy Birthday Phoebe!!!And don’t worry. That’s will arrive, a day.

lets fix that. :D

The direction that Mom’s hair parts changes based on which way she looks. Magic hair!!

Oh why, why, why aren’t I more miserable?

Look on the bright side, Feebs: You’ve got about thirty more years to go before your mid-life crisis!

You haven’t even reached the teenage years, where pimples and hormones make your life a living hell, and your brain gets turned into mush.

You’re young, Pheobe. There’s plenty of time for an identity crisis, like when you turn 30.

Adulthood isn’t related to age. There are plenty of “adults” who still haven’t grown up when they’re in their 40s.

Oh Phoebe, there are worse things. Like having an identity crisis as soon as you can think about having an identity — and never shaking it off.

Uh, not like I know anybody like that, or anything.