Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 06, 2022

I hope it was AFTER he checked if the candidate was delectable.

All candidates should be tested to see if they are delectable.

Electable!? Why he’s bearly tolerable.

He was neither.

He was delicious.

Bon appetit!

I wish a lot of our candidates were de-electable.

The candidate doesn’t have to be elective. You just have to be able to rile people up to garner enough hate against the opponent.

today’s humor isn’t detectable.

The candidate had good taste, after a fashion.

He moonlights as the “ring bear” at weddings on weekends.

They should check the edibility – er, delectability – of every candidate.